croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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Ron’s hunger is my patronus

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  • #Harry Potter #Ron Weasley #Im always hungry #hp
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the-goddamazon:

Is it like physics that attractive white dudes are all assholes?

Science side of Tumblr please help.

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new life goal:

blacksupervillain:

become the rapper that gets blamed for a widespread african-american social issue

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p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.

Jonathan Safran FoerExtremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via feellng)
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floozys:

donavonisnotsexy:

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

we will not.

you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks

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